May 2013
adamchanler:
lady-tyrell:
the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army
the second best part is that it actually works
bandbutts:
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
iguanamouth:
my sexuality??? oh thats easy its- *my suit slips off to reveal i am 10 million ants assembled into the shape of a human body*
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well that kind of ruined my day. urf. what’s the point in wearing clothes. just gonna lay here. maybe take a nap. :/
nerdfighter13812:
ohanameansfandom:
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
iguanamouth:
I WAS LOOKING UP BOOBFACE FOR ENTIRELY LEGITIMATE PURPOSES AND FOUND THESE PORTRAITS????
FUCK
I JUST
OH YM GOD
THEYRE ALL DONE BY EMILY RENEE DEUTCHMAN AND SHES GOT A WHOLE TUMBLR FULL OF THEM
greenmariosmansion:
“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
christinesinclutch:
do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
5 tags
haven’t you guys heard? i put hexes on people i hate. oh ya better watch out xD
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the rain needs to hold off for just a few hours :c
terns:
mark your territory by crying on things
witchpop:
you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly
babyferaligator:
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
dickspeightjr:
dickspeightjr:
what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know