August 2012
July 2012
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like ooh cupcakes
me: *does weird things when home alone*
me: I bet there's hidden cameras
me: "Hi"
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